Jennie Kang   Jennie Kangs blog

I am so fucking stoked. The first BBQ of the season is upon us and it is going to ROCK! I absolutely love this shit. Beer and BBQ and good friends, equals good times for all. My bestie Cynthia and her husband always throw the best BBQ’s around. They have no kids,  but have a pool and throw a no kids allowed party every year at the beginning of the season just to kick it off. They have a pool that is heated just in case the water hasn’t warmed enough for swimming yet and we definitely make use of it.

I just talked to her and this year is going to be even better and bigger than last years. They are getting a giant block of ice to make a liquor luge. There are fancy ones and just plain blocks of ice ones, but they are lots of fun. Her husband has a friend who cuts blocks of ice into sculptures and knows how to make a really unique luge. He is going to come right before the party starts and carve the ice into whatever design they want. Then we are going to pour vodka on one side and tequila down the other for shots. I cannot wait to try it!

I just bought the most amazing fucking outfit. I went to the mall with my girl Kandace and we had a blast shopping. I found the outfit at the Body Shop and it is so sexy. I plan on wearing it on girls night out. We are going to a new club when we go out, so it will be the perfect time to wear it. It has this black sequined tank top that comes down long and a new black skirt that is a mini and tight. I will wear a cute belt with it to accessorize as well as a pair of dangling earrings and heels. I have the perfect pair of heels already, so I didn’t need to buy any of those.

I can’t wait to wear this shit. It is going to look fabulous on me. Kandace bought an outfit as well that is the same but in different colors. Hers are white, so we will make a perfect contrast. We look a lot alike and we like to dress the same too. People always ask if we are related when we do, and we tell them we are sisters. We are as close as sisters, so the little white lie doesn’t really signify.

I just fucking love free stuff. I just ordered a set of four items from Chanel Le Blanc for free. They may be trial size but honey it’s Chanel and its FREE. That is worth the thirty seconds it took to sign up for it. The internet is the greatest thing on earth for a woman, especially when you can find so many freebies. I am currently waiting for a free silk scarf that I ordered a few weeks ago. Sometimes it takes a few weeks to get your item, but that is not a problem. I would rather wait for six weeks for something free then to not get anything at all.

Furst gives away free movie screenings for theaters near you. That is a major plus as I get to see the movie before everyone else and I get to see it for free of course. Right now I am doing a little happy dance in my chair over the Chanel stuff. It isn’t often that you can find couture fragrance’s and lotions for nothing.  I passed this one on to my friends as well, so they can get some too, us girls have to stick together after all.

I was at the mall with my friend Sue and saw the prettiest dress. I am not usually a dress kind of girl, especially pretty one as opposed to sexy shit. This was amazing though. It was very sundressy and perfect for the upcoming summer season. I had to buy it, I just couldn’t help myself. I am looking for a pair of sandals to go with it now. I love sandals and I am always looking for new pairs. I wear them out during the warmer months. I prefer leather sandals myself as they tend to last longer. I must find some soon or I will never get any in my size. Apparently my size runs out quickly, which fucking sucks.

Maybe I should shop for the sandals online instead. That way I wont have to worry about the stores being out of them. That is a great idea. I bet I can find a lot more styles as well. Okay, now that I have that decision made, I can concentrate on my new bathing suit for summer. I know it is a little early but I want to start looking now. I am really picky when it comes to bathing suits. I will probably buy two of them. One new bikini and a new one piece.

This has got to be one of  my most favorite fucking networks to watch. I don’t care who you are, everyone needs a laugh from time to time. Life is just too complicated and messy to not take time to laugh and relieve some stress in the doing. Comedy Central has the funniest shows ever. I am fond of the stand up myself, because I get to see the up and coming talent as well as the established stars. Ron White and Ralfie May are probably my two favorite comedians. However, I really like Kat Williams and Dane Cook as well.

I was watching Ralfie May last night and just could not stop laughing. This man is so funny. He gets away with making fun of everyone an does it with style.  I don’t believe in being too politically correct, but he doesn’t believe in it at all. His stand up is mostly about himself living in the ghetto and being a fat white guy. It takes a person with a lot of self confidence to be able to do that. Like Patch Adams said ” Laughter is the best medicine”, so I advise everyone to watch a little comedy central and forget their problems for a while.